Dementia Hills Resort
We'll Leave the Strait Jacket Out For You.
(We Pride ourselves in Mental Health since 1929)
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be around people that CARED about YOUR mental health? Well here at Dementia Hills WE CARE about your state of mind.
Here at Dementia Hills we have the best sleeping facilities. Relaxing Strap Beds, Leak Resistant Mattress, and Bedside Bathroom Bowl equiped with a heavy duty "MAGIC E" Rear cleaner™.
We also pride ourselves on delicious
meals of creamed yellow stuff, smashed brown, and smushed green slop. All of which can be sucked through a straw. Not only is
it easy to eat but fast and convenient so you can get to the activities we have at Dementia Hills.
We have regular games of
Hide and Seek every day where the patients hide and we try to find them. Very fun and exciting. We also have elevators that move up and down all 3
floors of this beautiful resort for our clients to play on. And a beautiful fish pond where the fish are always biting.
Yes Dementia Hills Resort, let us help you find your way.