Poor White Trash Department Store
We at the Poor White Trash Department Store pride
ourselves in supplying the nation with Partly High Quality supplies for even the Poorest of people! We don't care how bad your credit is...if
you don't have the money guess what? We don't CARE! We just want the junk off of our shelves! We happily accept Northern Express and Plastercard.
We also deal in BARTER!! So COME ON DOWN!! We have the LOWEST prices around! Dirt Cheap! And yes we have that too! We'll see you there!
Fat Fast
Do you ever wish you could be bigger?
Do you want to be LARGE and in CHARGE? Well
with "Fat-Fast" you can be! We know it sounds hard to believe but its TRUE!! If you are not satisfied and at
least 30 pounds heaver in 60 days then we will give you a compleate refund!
Punk-O
Do you ever find yourself CRAVING to be a little different, that you don't want to be like everyone else, that you could listen to Green Day for hours on end and ENJOY IT?
WELL HAVE WE GOT NEWS FOR YOU!!! YOU can stop those BAD thoughts! Just take one cap full of "PUNK-O"
with every meal and YOU can once again return to being a NORMAL HUMAN BEING!!! ORDER TODAY!
Please ask your doctor if "PUNK-O" is right for you. If you are pregnant or nursing ask your doctor before continuation of this product.
"PUNK-O" may cause loose bowels or gasey discharge. Please warn others if using "PUNK-O"
Road Kill Wieners
Everyone out there LOVES hotdogs right? Well as you may know, REAL 100% hotdogs are high in
fat and really bad for you and have so many things packed inside of them that if you KNEW what was put
into them, you wouldn't even touch the things. Have you ever heard the expression "If you knew what went
into the process of making hotdogs you'd never eat them"? Well we're not telling you
what's in these fine wieners but you can trust us...THEY'RE TASTY!
And chock full of meat (around 74% real meat). We pride ourselves in our dogs. Go get some TODAY! You'll be glad you did!
Skid-Mark®
Have you ever been in a public place and had to pass gas. You look around to make sure there aren't
any people around and you slyly squeeze it out...and to your horrible dismay you find out that it was
MORE than just gas! Uh oh! What do you do? Well if you had Skid-Mark® brand underwear you wouldn't even be worried at all.
You see Skid-Mark® underwear come with a pre-died stain right down
the middle of the seat of the garment. So if you ever have one of those "accidents" you dont
even have to worry anymore! So go to your local department store and say "I need SKID-MARKS!"
Is it real? Or is it a Skid-Mark®